Sign at sleazy looking fundamentalist Christian church on the road near Weaverville: "His blood was poured out for your sins." Yeow! Speak for yourselves, brethren! Patti Smith said it elegantly: "Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine…" in the intro to Gloria on Wild Horses, brilliant song, brilliant album.
Last week in Santa Cruz I visited a friend who, like me, is, um, bald on top. When I left he said, "Keep the shiny side up."
A comedian on Raw Dog said, "…so I took it old school."
The Stanley Brothers: "I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew."